This was a: C'mon son. Last shot on the roll. Stand here by thw window, ok?
The color print came back from the grocery store minilab with the left eye too dark to be seen. I converted to greyscale. Increasing the brightness made a little eye detail visible, washed out the photo generally and also brought out little specks and distortions. Which I cleaned up. I also hit the "sharpen" button a couple of times. Et voila.