I went to one of these once and they threw me a big green lizard with a missing foot - rang up PETA right away from my cell phone - I noticed the lizard was smiling as the stage caught fire under suspicious circumstances about a half hour later....lizard and I had a fine time at our local pub that night, don't know who had the bigger laugh (or who drank more) He sure was a big hit with the ladies, that's for sure.....ah, those were the days, as Ray said, "Where Have All the Good Times Gone", indeed.........
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